Alas, format did not do Oscar proud

(Yahoo! News): Loud, snide and dismissive, he wasn’t just a disappointment; he ranks up there with the worst hosts ever - particularly when you factor in the expectations. When the show ran a salute to Johnny Carson (news)’s years as host, the comparison was so painful, it made you think the academy would have been better off just letting a computer-generated Carson host again.

Chris Rock may have washed out at the Oscar’s, but according to our Computerized Oscar Pool Winner And Tip Calculation Oracle (COPWATCO), I won the Oscar pool! Being the good sport that I am, though, I’ll still award a prize to second place, which will be announced as soon at COPWATCO wakes up and figures out computes who that is.

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3 Responses to “Alas, format did not do Oscar proud”

  1. Tonya Says:

    Jack,
    Congrats on winning the Oscar pool! Think you should award yourself something special.
    Thanks for making it fun - I was surprised Chris Rock was as bad as he was. Don’t think he’ll be invited back.
    Tonya

  2. ??? Says:

    Is there a prize for the least correct selections (not that I would be awarded that prize)?

    Signed,
    A contestant

  3. Jack Says:

    Dear Contestant,

    As in life, the prize for “the least correct selections” is the simple satisfaction that you tried your best.

    Regards,
    -jp

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